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Thomas D

I discuss funding st... • 1d

Dumb and dumber founders. You know the type. One comes up with the world’s most pointless startup idea, like “Uber for left-handed cats”. The other nods so hard. They build for months without talking to a single customer. They high-five each other after every sprint demo. They proudly post their pitch deck on LinkedIn with words like “synergy” and “revolutionising an untapped vertical,” while their parents are secretly googling if bankruptcy affects your credit score forever. Then they raise a tiny friends and family round, and suddenly it’s daily motivational quotes, podcasts about “mindset”, and coffee selfies captioned “big moves brewing”. Meanwhile, their product is so broken that even their best friend won’t use it for free. Here’s the harsh truth: it’s not intelligence they lack. The honesty to actually listen and learn instead of echoing each other’s nonsense. But sure. Keep building Uber for left-handed cats. At least LinkedIn needs the content.

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