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Vipin Titoria
Entrepreneur | Build... • 5m
The Entrepreneur’s Funding Journey (aka "The Hunger Games: VC Edition") 1. Idea stage: “This is going to revolutionize the world.” 2. Prototype stage: “It almost works. On Tuesdays. If you pray.” 3. Pitch stage: “We’re pre-product, pre-revenue, pre-salary… but post-hope.” 4. Investor feedback: “Come back when you’re profitable, global, and somehow still bootstrapped.” Meanwhile, you’re the CEO, CFO, intern, customer service, tech support, coffee machine, and your only consistent partner is… Google Search. But hey—resilience builds character, right? (And therapy bills.) To all my fellow founders: may your valuations be high, your cap tables be clean, and your investors actually read the deck. #Startuplife #PitchOrPerish #WhereIsTheMoney #EntrepreneurHumor #VCDrama #SendHelpAndCoffee
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