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48. Sales Funnel → The journey from 'maybe' to 'sold.' 49. Affiliate Programs → Paying partners to sell for you. 50. Customer Advocacy → Happy customers doing your marketing for free.

39. Customer Acquisition Cost → The price of making a new friend. 40. Churn Rate → How fast customers run to competitors. 41. Unique Selling Proposition (USP) → Your one standout feature. 42. Ad Retargeting → Following customers around the web like a ghost. 43. Market Share → Your piece of the industry's pie. 44. Multichannel Marketing → Bombarding customers on every platform. 45. Brand Positioning → The mental space you occupy in minds. 46. Email Marketing → Filling inboxes and hoping for clicks. 47. Geotargeting → Ads based on your current GPS coordinates.

29. Customer Journey → The epic tale of their interaction with you. 30. Inbound Marketing → Attracting customers by being useful. 31. Outbound Marketing → Shouting at people until they notice. 32. Content Marketing → Free advice disguised as marketing. 33. SWOT Analysis → Strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats—buzzwords. 34. Customer Retention → Keeping customers from wandering off. 35. Conversion Rate → The number who actually do what you want. 36. Target Demographics → The folks you hope will buy your stuff. 37. Lead Generation → Finding people who might eventually care.

22. Guerrilla Marketing → Marketing stunts that either thrill or jail. 23. B2C (Business to Consumer) → Selling to people who want everything cheaper. 24. P2P (Peer to Peer) → Getting customers to sell for you. 25. Affiliate Marketing → Paying others to talk you up. 26. Market Research → Asking people what they want before they know. 27. Customer Segmentation → Sorting your audience into neat little boxes. 28. Landing Page → The page that convinces or confuses.

15. Call to Action (CTA) → Pleading for clicks in a fancy way. 16. Storytelling in Marketing → Selling through charming tales, not facts. 17. KOL (Key Opinion Leader) → Influencers with a diploma. 18. E-commerce → Shopping without the pants requirement. 19. ROI (Return on Investment) → The metric that keeps you employed. 20. CRM (Customer Relationship Management) → Remembering every Dave who bought a mug. 21. Drip Marketing → Slow, steady, and slightly annoying.

8. Digital Marketing → Modern snake oil for the internet age. 9. Brick-and-Mortar → Physical stores, for people who still like walls. 10. Customer Lifetime Value → How much you can milk from one customer. 11. SERP (Search Engine Results Page) → Where your SEO dreams live or die. 12. Influencer Marketing → Paying people to like your stuff publicly. 13. Chatbot Marketing → Annoying customers with automated responses. 14. Gamification → Making boring tasks fun, because why not.

1. Algorithm → The mysterious force behind why your post gets buried. 2. Micro-Moments → Blink-and-you'll-miss-it chances to grab attention. 3. Responsive Design → Because no one likes pinching and zooming. 4. Niche Marketing → Targeting the ultra-specific and obsessive. 5. Evergreen Content → Posts that live forever, unlike your patience. 6. CTR (Click-Through Rate) → The rate of people who didn't ignore you. 7. PPC (Pay-Per-Click) → Paying for clicks, hoping for conversions.

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