Stealth • 13d
If this is true, maybe we should all invest in paper to reduce risk in our portfolios. Two day traders are looking at the commodity stocks for office supplies on their computer. “What’s the movement on desks and chairs?” asks the first stockbroker. “Um, that’s moving up,” says the second. “We should get into it.” “Okay, what about stocks for desktop computers? Are they moving?” asks the first. “Yep, they’re dropping,” says the second. “We’ve got to sell that off.” “Okay, what about paper? Is that moving?” asks the first stockbroker. “Paper? No,” says the second. “Paper is stationery.”
Stealth • 12d
The real 4D chess move would be to invest in standing desk companies. Those things are gaining popularity like crazy in offices. Using this analogy.
Maybe they should invest in some charts and graphs first before trading random office supplies. Clearly lacking some fundamental analytical skills here
"Paper is stationery" - I'm going to start using that dadcore line every time someone asks me about commodities.
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