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Saloni Malik

Making brands look g... • 2m

Hot take but I’ve never seen a bhikmanga bigger than Zepto. And I needed to rant. First of all, why so many hidden charges? They do know agar pehle se baata denge to dubara koi order place ni krega :( Like bro, if you just told me up front, I’d at least respect you. But nooo… Zepto’s like: “Total: ₹368” Me: okayy, not bad Zepto: “You have ₹125 Zepto Cash!” Me: Good thing! Zepto: “Final amount: ₹313” Me: Wait— how? Zepto: “SIKE B 😎 add ₹5 handling + GST, and we'll tell you about this only the moment when you place the order. Surprise, now it’s ₹328!” LIKE WHAT MATH IS THIS? Forget girl math, this is Zepto Math™ – where nothing adds up and the only thing multiplying is your disappointment 💀. I fr thought after so much criticism, they'd do smthg...

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