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Paneer grower

Ye sab doglapan hai • 4m

BharatPe vs Ashneer grover – Bhai, Yeh Toh Full Doglapan Hai! Dekho bhai, BharatPe waale soch rahe the ki mujhe nikal ke Jeff Bezos ban jaayenge. Par haal yeh hai ki abhi tak naye chai ke cups tak afford nahi kar paaye! Jab paisa kamaana tha, tab "Ashneer bhai, aap visionary ho!", aur ab bol rahe "fraud hai!" Bhai, fraud main nahi, inka dimaag hai! Yeh toh full doglapan hai! Mere bina inka business aise dhad dhad gira jaise Crypto crash! "Paise kamaane ka talent nahi, bas dusron ki mehnat pe case thokna aata hai.” ₹88 crore ka case daal diya? "Bhai, yeh kya idea leke aaye ho? Dimag kharab hai kya?” Itne paise toh main "Zomato IPO se 8 minute me kama leta hoon!" Inka case bhi Shark Tank jaisa hai – "Bakwas, zero scalability! I’M OUT!" Moral – Jis thali mein khaya, usi mein chhed mat kar, warna ek din tera pura office OLX pe ‘free pickup’ mein bikta milega!"

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