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Unknown fact: Every New hire remains happy until they meet, that one colleague in their own team, who makes them realise, "Ki bhai, tu galat jagah aa gaya hai...!!!"

When users ask "Bhai, next app update kab ayega?" for nth time Niket Raj Dwivedi :

Did you update the app ?

Friend 1: Bhai, semester mein top kiya Friend 2: Chal, pette hain! (Let's party!) Friend 1: Bhai, semester mein fail ho gaya. Friend 2: Chal, pette hain! (Let's party!) Friend 1: Bhai, patch up ho gaya. (I got patched up) Friend 2: Chal, pette ha

Zepto raised $500 MILLION at a $7 BILLION valuation! Meanwhile, users: “Bhai, 125 ka FREE CASH mila tha… par ₹200 ka item ₹255 mein kaise aa gaya??” 🤯🧾 Zepto Math be like: ₹200 MRP ₹25 “dark store convenience fee” ₹20 “fast delivery charge” – ₹1

@Niket bhai I'm not able to update my app! Not available on play Store? Is it the usual delay play Store does or any technical issue from ur side?

🌚Abe yarr Mera 94 lac ka loss Ho gaya Abe tum log Amazon se saman nhi lete kya 👽Mera dimag kharabh ho jayega me maa ..... Amma behen pe aa jaunga , inki Amma behen pe aa jaunga meeeeeeeeeee 💀

Hostel aaya tha.. Apne College ke classes karne.. yaha aate hi Itni Baarish hui ki.. Hostel ke bahar Flood aa gaya.. aab na College jaa sakta hu na kahi aur.. Kya Karu ? #BadNewsinVaranasi