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Satyam Kumar

"Turning visions int... • 6h

Zepto raised $500 MILLION at a $7 BILLION valuation! Meanwhile, users: “Bhai, 125 ka FREE CASH mila tha… par ₹200 ka item ₹255 mein kaise aa gaya??” 🤯🧾 Zepto Math be like: ₹200 MRP ₹25 “dark store convenience fee” ₹20 “fast delivery charge” – ₹125 “free cash” = ₹255 final amount 🤡 Free cash mila ya financial flashbang hua, koi toh bataye! 💥 Investors: "Wow, such growth!" Users: "Wow, such dimaag ka dahi!" 🧠🥛 Bhaiya, delivery toh 10 min mein aa gayi, par samajh nahi aaya paisa gaya kahan. 😭 At this point Zepto isn’t a grocery app, It’s an IQ test wrapped in a billing screen. 🤓📱

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