Relative: "Aur kya plan hai? Kuch socha hai future ka? Ek achhi si naukri kar lo, life set ho jayegi."❓ Me: "Hmm, startup kar raha hu apna. Job karne ka socha nahi abhi." Relative: "Haan, kaunsi job mil rahi hai tumhe? Hahaha! Kyu time waste kar rahe ho? Padhai karo aur job kar lo. Startup-wartup tumhare bas ki baat nahi hai… startup karenge! 😂🤣......" Me: "Uncle, aapke bete ne tier-3 college se B.Tech kiya tha na?" Relative: "Haan, toh? Kya?"💩💩 Me: "Woh toh bas, mammi bta rhi thi ki 2 saal se ghar baitha tha. Aur ab last month aapne paise de ke uski job lagwayi thi. Usse baat hui thi meri, Bata raha tha ki 15k salary aur 100 rupees travel allowance milta hai… Hmm, waise aukaat se zyada hi mil raha hai... Waise chaliye, meri investor ke saath meeting hai, late nahi kar sakta. Namaste!"🙏🏻 Relative to my father: "Yeh ladka jab se bahar gya h pura badtameez ho gaya hai! 😡😡" Father: "Hmm, mere pe gaya hai na." 😎
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