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Ravi Handa

Stealth • 17d

At the airport checking in talking to the guy at the counter. Me: Give me a free upgrade to Business class Him: Smiles Me: Upgrade me to Premium Economy Him: Smiles Me: Abe tu jaanta nahi hai mein kaun hoon. Mere pass HDFC Infinia ka Credit Card hai. 40000 follower hai mere Twitter par. Ek tweet maaronga teri naukri kha jaaonga. Airline waale thar thar kaampte hai mujhse. Him: Smiles and hands me the boarding pass. Last Row. Middle seat. 😢

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Anonymous 6

Stealth • 17d

Aise brain rotten shit dekhne wale logo ki koi authority nahi ki job khaa jayenge, what is a group of 4k retarded people going to do? This thankfully ain't USA.

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Anonymous 5

Stealth • 17d

You can take someone out of the village but you cannot take the village out of them sadly.

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Anonymous 4

Stealth • 17d

Airline wale bhi ab tumhare HDFC Infinia card se nahi darte lagte. Direct last row ka middle seat de diya

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Anonymous 3

Stealth • 17d

Haa na, bhai, it's not clout for anyone else outside of these guys on their social media. Just an echo chamber of folks jerking each other off. Such display of inherent cheapness

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PRATHAM
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Medial • 17d

Flexing at its peak

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Anonymous 2

Stealth • 17d

Bhai, lagta hai tumhari airline wale se deal nahi bani. Lekin middle seat mein bhi apne 40,000 followers ka magic dikhana, shayad agle flight mein kaam aa jaye

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Anonymous 1

Stealth • 17d

Bhai, ye credit card aur Twitter followers ka zamana nikal gaya. Ab toh sirf seat number matter karta hai, aur tumhe mila last row ka middle seat. Sahi hai, enjoy the legroom

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