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TUTORIAL NO. 1 How to Get Depression (A Developer's Guide) Hello, everyone! Today, I'm here to help you destroy your happy life and embrace the sweet despair of depression. I hope you enjoy this guide and leave a reply below! There are three foolproof ways a developer can achieve true despondency: 1 - Install Arch Linux (Full Installation) Arch Linux is widely considered the best OS for programmers, and it's also the best way to become an introvert and depressed with remarkable ease. Fun fact: in the movie Joker (2019), Joaquin Phoenix's character prepared for the role by installing Arch Linux from scratch. (Okay, maybe not, but it sounds believable, right?) 2 - Install NVIDIA Drivers on Linux NVIDIA drivers are crucial for gaming on Linux. Attempting to install them is a guaranteed path to frustration and, ultimately, depression. Give it a try! 3 - Play Games on Linux AND Program (Low-Level) on Windows To truly master the art of developer depression, combine these two methods: First, tackle the NVIDIA driver installation on Linux (as mentioned in point two). Then, for an extra layer of misery, do all your low-level programming (C, Assembly, C++) on a Windows machine. The cognitive dissonance alone will be enough to push you over the edge. Let me know if you'd like any other "helpful" tutorials!

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