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Paneer grower

Stealth • 1d

Shark Tank: Equity Lutne Wale Paanch Dakait 🦈 Aman Gupta – Bhai, investor hai ya bechne wala salesman? Har pitch pe “Mast hai bhai!” bolke ghus jata hai! Khud Chinese maal pe “Made in India” likh ke bech raha hai, aur dusron ko branding sikha raha hai! Hypocrisy ki bhi limit hoti hai! 🦈 Namita Thapar – Madam, investor ho ya pharma ki walking ad? Har deal pe "Meri expertise nahi hai!" Accha? Toh yaha tawe par roti sekne aayi ho? Founder paise lene aata hai, tera robotic excuse sunne nahi! 🦈 Peyush Bansal – Startup funding hai ya rona dhona reality show? Founder emotional ho jaye toh tu bhi aansu pochne lagta hai! Equity deni hai ya orphanage kholna hai? 🦈 Vineeta Singh – Bhai, startup founders ko funding chahiye, tere IIT ke dukh nahi! Har deal pe "Maine bhi struggle kiya!" Arre madam, struggle se zyada tere ad ka budget bada hai! 🦈 Anupam Mittal – Baba Ramdev ka chhupa hua bhai lagta hai! Pravachan dena band kar, equity de! Shark Tank = Founder Chusne Ka Reality Show!

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