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#RandomUselessRant Accha ho gayi shaadi... Ab toh bhaav Kam krdo recharge ka.. (bank ke msg nai aare)

ab toh khatam hai

My Life AFTER STARTUP Mom: "Beta kya karta hai tu?" Me: "Entrepreneur hu." Mom: "Oh toh matlab berozgar."💀💀

Match 11 being played at 9 pm. Pakistan vs USA match in 2024 T20 World Cup😂😂. Coincidence or ICC telling something 😂 Ab mujhe pta hai kuch guru bolenge "bhoi yeh toh Indian time se 9pm hai USA mei toh 12 bja hoga" meme hai bhai😂

LinkedIn pe mene kaha: UI toh Kamal ka hai unikon.ai ka 😳 Ab jldi se mere startup "Velar India 🇮🇳" ko Upvote krdo taki hum bhi bana paye 🥺🩵

Relative: "Aur kya plan hai? Kuch socha hai future ka? Ek achhi si naukri kar lo, life set ho jayegi."❓ Me: "Hmm, startup kar raha hu apna. Job karne ka socha nahi abhi." Relative: "Haan, kaunsi job mil rahi hai tumhe? Hahaha! Kyu time waste kar r

Arre arre, kya business karne chale, wo bhi bina website ke? Aaj kal sab online hai, bhai! Aapke competitors toh web pe full swing mein hai, aur aap... ab tak offline? Kya, website banana nahi aati? Chinta mat karo – hum hai na! Aajao, banadunga – w

When I ask my senior " Bhaiya placement nhi lag rahi 🥲" My senior 👇🤯 Screen time kam kra?✨ Schedule banaya kabhi?✨ 10-12 hrs lagaye kabhi?✨ 200-300 DSA solve kre kabhi?✨ 4-5 bde project banaye kabhi?✨ 2-3 hackathon jeeti kabhi?✨ 5-6 domain

Neeraj Walia (ezsnippet bhai) is giving arpit Balla Vibes while sounding like tanmay! Man knows social media algorithm more than Zuck bhai! Kabhi Medial bhi chalo lo @Neeraj bhai🙇 Kya matlab humlog aapke target customer nhi hai toh baat ni karoge

IOS New Updates Vs Old Android 😅 Home Screen Customization: iOS 18:"Ab aap icons ko screen pe kahin bhi rakh sakte ho!" Android: "Arey bhai, yeh toh hum bachpan se kar rahe hain!" Messages via Satellite: iOS 18:"Aap bina network ke bhi messages bh