Ab mummy bolegi: Beta, shaadi kar lo!
Pappa bolega: Beta, ghar le lo!
Boss bolega: Extra hours laga lo!
Aur hum sochenge: Ab ₹12 lakh tak tax-free hai, toh pehle Goa trip toh banta hai! 😎
#RandomUselessRant
Accha ho gayi shaadi... Ab toh bhaav Kam krdo recharge ka.. (bank ke msg nai aare)
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MD. SAQIB
Stealth • 8m
Match 11 being played at 9 pm.
Pakistan vs USA match in 2024 T20 World Cup😂😂.
Coincidence or ICC telling something 😂
Ab mujhe pta hai kuch guru bolenge "bhoi yeh toh Indian time se 9pm hai USA mei toh 12 bja hoga"
meme hai bhai😂
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Vishhal Pawar
Stealth • 5m
LinkedIn pe mene kaha:
UI toh Kamal ka hai unikon.ai ka 😳
Ab jldi se mere startup "Velar India 🇮🇳" ko Upvote krdo taki hum bhi bana paye 🥺🩵
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Harsh Singh
Stealth • 4m
Relative: "Aur kya plan hai? Kuch socha hai future ka? Ek achhi si naukri kar lo, life set ho jayegi."❓
Me: "Hmm, startup kar raha hu apna. Job karne ka socha nahi abhi."
Relative: "Haan, kaunsi job mil rahi hai tumhe? Hahaha! Kyu time waste kar r
Arre arre, kya business karne chale, wo bhi bina website ke?
Aaj kal sab online hai, bhai!
Aapke competitors toh web pe full swing mein hai, aur aap... ab tak offline?
Kya, website banana nahi aati?
Chinta mat karo – hum hai na!
Aajao, banadunga – w
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Ankit Dubey
Stealth • 11m
When I ask my senior " Bhaiya placement nhi lag rahi 🥲"
My senior 👇🤯
Screen time kam kra?✨
Schedule banaya kabhi?✨
10-12 hrs lagaye kabhi?✨
200-300 DSA solve kre kabhi?✨
4-5 bde project banaye kabhi?✨
2-3 hackathon jeeti kabhi?✨
5-6 domain
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Dr Bappa Dittya Saha
Stealth • 9m
Neeraj Walia (ezsnippet bhai) is giving arpit Balla Vibes while sounding like tanmay!
Man knows social media algorithm more than Zuck bhai!
Kabhi Medial bhi chalo lo @Neeraj bhai🙇
Kya matlab humlog aapke target customer nhi hai toh baat ni karoge
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Rishabh Verma
Stealth • 7m
IOS New Updates Vs Old Android 😅
Home Screen Customization:
iOS 18:"Ab aap icons ko screen pe kahin bhi rakh sakte ho!"
Android: "Arey bhai, yeh toh hum bachpan se kar rahe hain!"
Messages via Satellite:
iOS 18:"Aap bina network ke bhi messages bh
As a founder ab regret hota hai ki kaash science liya hota toh coding/programming aati to build my startup 😭😭😭
Being a non-tech guy building a tech based startup is just nightmare but I will do it ! 🚀
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Paneer grower
Stealth • 1d
BharatPe vs Ashneer grover – Bhai, Yeh Toh Full Doglapan Hai!
Dekho bhai, BharatPe waale soch rahe the ki mujhe nikal ke Jeff Bezos ban jaayenge.
Par haal yeh hai ki abhi tak naye chai ke cups tak afford nahi kar paaye!
Jab paisa kamaana tha, ta
