What If Indian Political Parties Had Start-Ups? đ Mission Statements: Promises even they canât keep. đ Foundersâ Disputes: More drama than a soap opera. đ Fundraising: Crowdsourcing votes and donations. đ Marketing Campaigns: Slogans louder than their results. đ Product Launches: Big fanfare, questionable delivery. đ Customer Support: Call centers that never pick up. đ Brand Loyalty: Flip-flopping faster than their manifestos. đ Innovation: Repackaging old ideas as groundbreaking. đ Team Building: Alliances that dissolve overnight. đ Exit Strategy: Retire with a golden parachute or a scandal.
Download the medial app to read full posts, comements and news.