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Saloni Malik

Making brands look g...ย โ€ขย 24d

Hot take but Iโ€™ve never seen a bhikmanga bigger than Zepto. And I needed to rant. First of all, why so many hidden charges? They do know agar pehle se baata denge to dubara koi order place ni krega :( Like bro, if you just told me up front, Iโ€™d at least respect you. But noooโ€ฆ Zeptoโ€™s like: โ€œTotal: โ‚น368โ€ Me: okayy, not bad Zepto: โ€œYou have โ‚น125 Zepto Cash!โ€ Me: Good thing! Zepto: โ€œFinal amount: โ‚น313โ€ Me: Waitโ€” how? Zepto: โ€œSIKE B ๐Ÿ˜Ž add โ‚น5 handling + GST, and we'll tell you about this only the moment when you place the order. Surprise, now itโ€™s โ‚น328!โ€ LIKE WHAT MATH IS THIS? Forget girl math, this is Zepto Mathโ„ข โ€“ where nothing adds up and the only thing multiplying is your disappointment ๐Ÿ’€. I fr thought after so much criticism, they'd do smthg...

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